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Joke of the Day
"Can't believe tomorrow is Take Your Alcohol to Work Day."
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"If you think Special K is boring, wait till you try Normal K."
"My grandpa is a total pervert My mom told me he had a stroke at my sister's piano recital"
"Me: do you like bad boys? Her: no Me: are you sure? Her: [covers her dog's ears] okay yes"
"VA Nurse joke What is the difference between a VA nurse and a bullet? * A bullet can draw blood * A bullet can be fired * A bullet can only kill one person"
"My wife and I couldn't have a baby so we decided to go to an adoption agency. I was so excited while I was in there. It made me happy to think that I could finally take off the baby on board sticker."
"Countries I can't believe Japan have not attacked: Wales"
"What's 69?... (NSFW) A great sexual position. What's 6.9? A great sexual position interrupted by a period."
"If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan."
"Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes? They've never had any gigs."