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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the boxer who became a comedian? Turns out he was pretty good at delivering punchlines. *I'm sorry*"

"So I'm in the process of house hunting... The deer population has gone out of control in my living room"

"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes.... they performed unspeakable acts on me. ..!!"

"Where do avocados come from? Uh, well, when a crocodile loves a pear very much..."

"Heisenberg is driving down the highway and gets pulled over by a cop... Cops says, ""Do you have any idea how fast you were going."" Heisenberg says, ""No, but I know exactly where I am."""

"I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent... twisted... gyrated... jumped up and down... and perspired for a half an hour. But by thetime I got my tights on.... the class was over!"

"What do you call masturbating on a plane? Hijacking."

"What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis"

"Why did god create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :D"

"Birds of a feather flock together... ...and then crap on your car."