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Joke of the Day

"I like to play chess with old bald men at the park. ..Although its hard to find 32 of them"

"My girlfriend said to me ""sex is better on holiday""... That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"I have an unemployed wife and two kids. I am definetly not DINK. I am SITH. Single Income THree dependents."

"I bet the Americans feel really stupid now. They've spent millions fighting ISIS when all they had to do was change their profile picture."

"How does a black girl know shes pregnant? When all the cotton is picked off her tampon."

"I'm going to kiss every guy I see with a ""Kiss me, I'm Irish"" shirt in hopes that they'll never wear that shirt again."

"I think Bernie would win for sure if he had served in the military and reached the rank of Colonel And he would be sure to get the black vote."

"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution...."

"While getting thrown in jail, my grandma's pacemaker failed. I guess you could say it was a cardiac arrest for battery."

"What is a zombie's favorite restaurant? Subway: East flesh!"