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Joke of the Day

"I bet the Americans feel really stupid now. They've spent millions fighting ISIS when all they had to do was change their profile picture."

"Why did the zombie get a gym membership? Gaaaainsss"

"*bursts out of stable on a chihuahua* ""Wait, if you're here then that means"" *cut to a horse peeking it's head out of Paris Hiltons purse*"

"What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common? Someone is losing their trailer.."

"Wind Farms..... I'm a big fan!"

"Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced? There was no chemistry."

"How do you know humans can't reincarnate as insects? You've ever gotten one bug bite not on your crotch (or tits)."

"The penis mightier than the sword. haha penis."

"As a farmer I've heard lots of jokes about sheep. I told them to my dog but he'd heard them all."

"The most dire of Jay-Z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems."