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Joke of the Day
"What is a zombie's favorite restaurant? Subway: East flesh!"
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"Let me tell you guys an Alzheimer joke if I can remember it."
"Old man Johnson and his world-champion pole vaulting neighbor are really one in the same... They both grip their sticks and try to get it up."
"Why did Pinocchio's nose get longer? Because he told his wife he cheated on her."
"Me, hold a grudge? Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens."
"The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it."
"Work like you don't need the money: Just stop and go home. Who cares? You don't need that money"
"What does an onii-chan drive? A Niisan. *cue rimshot*"
"Nothing creepier than a grown man drinking a glass of milk."
"""If you don't have anything nice to say, say as much as you can."" - the internet"