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Joke of the Day
"What is a zombie's favorite restaurant? Subway: East flesh!"
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"A car full of catholic school children got in a terrible accident Nun survived."
"North Koreans are huge Dark Souls fans They spend all their time praisin' the son."
"""You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources"" -The Credible Hulk"
"Happy Easter!... Sorry it's a bit early, I suffer from premature congratulation."
"What's a thimble? By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know."
"Be Positive ++ My girlfriend always says that be positive!! You know what she is going to have HIV tested this week ;)"
"what did the old man say before he kicked the bucket? old man ""how far do you think i can kick this bucket""."
"If life gives you melons... you might be dyslexic"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue... I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast!"