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Joke of the Day

"I have an unemployed wife and two kids. I am definetly not DINK. I am SITH. Single Income THree dependents."

"This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring."

"I like my women the way I like my cake... Moist."

"I found my dad sniffing my sister's underwear. It wouldn't have been that awkward had she not been wearing them at the time."

"Yo mama's so fat she has titties in the front AND in the back"

"Sarcasm has to be the official language when we live in a world this absurd."

"Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again."

"What do you call a camel with no humps? *Humphrey!*"

"My son dropped this gem on me Son: Dad what's a cow plus 2 say? Me: Cow cow? Son: Twwoooooooooo"

"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."