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Joke of the Day
"How does a black girl know shes pregnant? When all the cotton is picked off her tampon."
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"Malaria kills a child every two seconds in Africa... Somebody should arrest that guy."
"Today is Compliment Someone Randomly Day. And may I just say that this paper bag would go beautifully with that outfit you're wearing."
"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."
"Just came to the realization that my ten year high school reunion will be in 10 months. I have about nine days to get married and pregnant."
"Who took my username? When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!"
"It's black, and when it falls out of a tree your piano breaks. Your piano."
"A blonde walks into a laundromat... And says to a worker, ""can you wash this shirt?"" The worker did not hear her and said ""come again?"" The blonde than replies ""no it is mustard this time"""
"How long does it take To microwave a baby? I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer."
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey But then I turned myself around"