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Joke of the Day

"Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet? Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny"

"What do you call a serial killer who can kill with both hands? Ambi*Dexter*ous"

"My son is petrified of thunder. I told him that is ridiculous, it's the lightning that will kill him."

"Anyone ever notice ""Seven"" has the word ""even"" in it. That's odd."

"I thought I was having a pretty productive day until I realized my phone is set to west coast time and I'm in NJ"

"My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia."

"Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!"

"Where do Siths do their shopping? At the Darth Mall"

"Why are thousands of kittens dying everyday? For some sick, strange reason, men enjoy smashing pussy."

"What do you call a Jew that can fly? Smoke"