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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jew that can fly? Smoke"
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"I can't wait for Kim Kardashian to get old"
"How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face."
"I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him"
"What's black and sits in the back of a cop car? The seat"
"Me: SPIDER! Brain: Nope, fluff. Me: SPIDER! Brain: That is a fly. Me: SPIDER!!! Brain: sigh. That's your hand idiot."
"Wanna hear a joke? ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""Why?"" ""To get to the house of the ugliest human on the planet. Wanna hear another joke? Knock-knock...."" ""Who's there?"" ""Buc-buc-bucaaaaaw!"""
"what do you call a cat that copies off others' exam papers? a cheetah"
"I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Bullet? The Bullet leaves the chamber. Courtesy of my comrade Ivo"