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Joke of the Day

"My son is petrified of thunder. I told him that is ridiculous, it's the lightning that will kill him."

"What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen? A Chef of course..."

"What does a Nazi Turkey say? Goebbels, Goebbels,Goebbels..."

"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away"

"I can see my Uber driver's car is almost out of gas and it's really stressing me out."

"Hey baby, can I take your derivative.... So I can lay tangent to those curves."

"sometime soon theyll all be screaming my name.. at the jamba juice because my order is ready and i am checking my phone"

"Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer? All his work was pro bono."

"I just leaped over a 3ft tall dog gate with the skill and grace of an olympian to get a snack from microwave. *Adds track star to resume*"

"A boy was born of an Indian , Irish , Chinese and an Italian Grandmother They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee i'll see myself out"