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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!"
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"My friends tell me I'm condescending Condescending is when you talk down to people"
"My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts. I gasp. She gasps. Then she raises her arms and yells, ""I WIN! I WIN!"""