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Joke of the Day
"Anyone ever notice ""Seven"" has the word ""even"" in it. That's odd."
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"If dolphins are so smart, how come they work at Sea World?"
"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."
"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza comes out of the oven."
"i like my women like i like my coffee roasted, ground up, and suspended in hot water"
"Hi, I'm here to see the doctor. -me Witch doctor? -reception Nooo...I think he's Jewish. -me [blank stare] Please sit down."
"Do let me know if you're ever unhappy with any of my Tweets. I will block you immediately. Anything to stop you being sad. You're welcome :)"
"LPT: Microwave your spoon first to make scooping out ice cream easier. It warms up the spoon and makes the process less frustrating."
"*sees happy person* Can u stop that"