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Joke of the Day
"How was the grand canyon formed? A Jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole"
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"Why are contortionists always angry? Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape."
"Why do girls travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Wife: ""How did your first day as a lifeguard go?"" Me: ""Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."""
"Dog shampoo was on sale & cheaper than my normal shampoo so it looks like I'm going to have a shiny, healthy coat for the next few weeks."
"*goes to the gym* *takes a selfie & posts it on Facebook for the wife to see* *hurries to the bar*"
"Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months"
"Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites? Said every dog ever."
"I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words."
"Third time's a charm... Is a much darker phrase in Germany"