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Joke of the Day

"How was the grand canyon formed? A Jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole"

"I'd never compare people I don't like to Hitler, but the people who make the little ""x"" button impossible to find on pop-up ads are Hitler."

"8yo Me: *sneaks candy* 14yo Me: *sneaks cigarettes* 18yo Me: *sneaks alcohol* 43yo Me: *sneaks candy* Being an adult is stupid."

"What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band? Fall out boy"

"Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States."

"Twitter has lost 90% of my tweets. Great! Now I've got nothing to show for the last two years. Nothing."

"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I dont know what hes laced them with but i have been tripping all day."

"In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense."

"What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off? Deranged."