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Joke of the Day

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I dont know what hes laced them with but i have been tripping all day."

"What do gay men have in common with the people who persecute them? They're both fucking assholes"

"A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve spirits here"""

"I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better."

"I heard a great HIPAA joke yesterday But I can't tell you !"

"I broke up with her... Her name was ""anti gravity"" and she would never ""go down"" on me."

"I changed my password to ""incorrect"" So when I forget it my computer will tell me ""your password is incorrect"""

"What kind of wine do bears drink? Maulbec"

"If your New Year's resolution involves less drinking or cursing, it involves less of me."

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari? The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog."