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Joke of the Day

"In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense."

"I threw a Bukakke party last night...... it was terrible nobody came."

"My mum asked me if I had taken my lizard for a walk... ... I told her I was goanna do it later."

"Do you know why you should never hire a communist employee? Because they only work in theory"

"does anyone know a knock knock joke that's actually funny? most of the ones i have heard are not funny at all."

"Congrats to the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table. It's basically everywhere now."

"Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario &how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. Shoulda cooked it on aloha temperature"

"Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos."

"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."