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Joke of the Day

"Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States."

"My favorite pick up line/joke. Yo homeboy!? How about you be my Sherlock and I'll take you Holmessss!! ;)"

"I have a buddy that likes to have sex with inanimate objects. We don't hang out much. He's always got stuff to do."

"3 DBAs walk into a NoSQL bar.. And they left because there were no ""tables"".."

"I don't think it's by accident that the ceilings in trailer homes aren't high enough to hang yourself from."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? ....give her a shovel"

"why was the computer late to work? because it had a hard drive! (stole it from ellen, from her classic joke tuesday)"

"Do you know what happened to my tooth in the dentist's office? [Filled]"

"The Revenant: How do you call a scalped Leonardo DiCaprio? Leonardo DiCabrio"

"If theres an otter, youre underwater. If a ferret you see, then on land you be."