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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off? Deranged."

"What did Goku want to be when he was growing up? a SAIYANtist!"

"As a parent, the only warm meal I get around here is ice cream."

"A blonde said to her friend while driving ""I got a compliment on my driving today,"" said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said ""parking fine""."

"Nothing can destroy your good opinion of a company quicker than working for them."

"You had me at- well, you're breathing and female. That's about the point you had me."

"Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related news, I might have just ran over a nun."

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! Courtesy of Ben Morehead of the Goulet Pen team."

"What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia"

"5: Can you cut off the skin? Me: What? 5: *holds up sandwich* the skin M: The crust? 5: yeah M: No, and you sound like a serial killer."