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Joke of the Day
"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"
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"What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach? No one ever told me to drink Naruto"
"Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes? A prism."
"What do you call an angry psychologist? A thera-pissed."
"Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo."
"What did the sign on the whore house door say? Beat it, we're closed."
"That's the last time I play Twister with a guy in a kilt."
"Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced ""Wichitay"" or ""Wichitah?"" It's pronounced ""Topeka."""
"What type of government rules the butterflies? A monarchy"
"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."