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Joke of the Day

"I'd never compare people I don't like to Hitler, but the people who make the little ""x"" button impossible to find on pop-up ads are Hitler."

"What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common? Tons of koffing spawns."

"How did the Hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool"

"As a literalist, I can't watch porno... There's too many holes in the plot. I thought of this while reading a reddit comment section, so thank you reddit :)"

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!"

"Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ""concentrate""! "

"Honey, since I met you, I have never been able to love anyone else. Why don't we get a divorce?"

"Nutella: A reason to buy bread."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark"

"My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach"