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Joke of the Day

"You see, son, when two girls love each other very much and they have a cup..."

"I've never liked new years at time square They always drop the ball"

"PRIEST: The couple has chosen to write their own vowels HER: Shouldn't it be - HIM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"How do you tell a good joke on reddit? Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!"

"*slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?"

"Im the guy that says ""Is he bothering you?"" when some douche is hitting on you, just so I can hang around and bother you after he goes away."

"Why did the blond snort NutraSweet? She thought it was diet coke."

"I'm only leaving the house today so my selfies will have new backgrounds."

"""Do it!"" Nah, I don't wanna. ""Come on, man!"" No way. ""It'll be fun!"" I don't know... ""Do it for the Vine!"" Oh alright. *Hitler invades Poland*"

"My girlfriend has herpes Now it's ourpes..."