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Joke of the Day

"*slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?"

"Brexit There is a new slimming product in town. It is called Brexit. It'll help you lose a lot of pounds."

"Iggy Azalea may not be the best singer... but she certainly is the fanciest"

"I used to play pocket hockey... ...but I stopped because the referee was a dick."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It's true, It runs in your jeans."

"Twitter: The addiction that talks back."

"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"

"Three Germans were sitting in a bar telling jokes about WWII. They lost it."

"Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you."

"What peanut butter do total dicks eat? Schmuckers."