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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell a good joke on reddit? Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!"

"How do you spot a vegan at a party? Don't worry, they'll let you know."

"Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I'm starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS."

"What do you call a Flaming Homosexual? A hate crime."

"My Grandad had a pet shop. Which was a stupid thing to have as a pet."

"What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong"

"Cool prank: Gradually remove a little bit of your mom's arm bones each night in her sleep until her arms are just totally floppy"

"A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

"I like to listen to Anu Malik's music while I study because he is a constant reminder on why it's important to get educated."

"What do you say after stubbing your toe? I thought the title was the start of a joke. You OWW me one joke!"