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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a good joke on reddit? Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!"
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"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."
"What did the Italian man who was feeling under the weather say when asked if he was attending the office Christmas party? No, I'm a Sikh."
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"Guy gets wife roses. She says ""I guess this means you want me on my back w my legs in the air?"" He says, ""Why, we don't have a Vase?"
"Stop making child molestation jokes It's a really touchy subject"
"My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month."