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Joke of the Day

"""Do it!"" Nah, I don't wanna. ""Come on, man!"" No way. ""It'll be fun!"" I don't know... ""Do it for the Vine!"" Oh alright. *Hitler invades Poland*"

"Question about a song: Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?"

"What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip? Murdered in a tunnel in Paris."

"Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's sports"

"My favorite way to respond to a knock-knock joke Person: ""Knock Knock"" Me: ""Come in"" Person: ""..."""

"I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping"

"Third party US presidential candidate Gary Johnson just delivered a crushing blow to the Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton campaigns By keeping his mouth shut."

"What do you call a gay man who just got fired? A canned fruit!"

"Burritos are just tacos that are shy."