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Joke of the Day

"PRIEST: The couple has chosen to write their own vowels HER: Shouldn't it be - HIM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"What did the lazy suspect say to the court? I haven't done anything to warrant a rest."

"My girlfriend finally watched Back To The Future. It's about time."

"Why don't people win the lotto Because the NSA runs it"

"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell"

"You know what they say about prostitution? It's not really work if you love who you do."

"Everyone makes fun of North Korea's military Personally, I'm amazed and terrified. Just imagine what they would accomplish if they opened their eyes."

"What is the meaning of life? A movie. Told to me by Siri. Pissed myself."

"Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!"

"Can't figure out why my dog licks his balls. They taste fcuking disgusting."