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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences."

"No Grandma, he has a hair piece, not herpes"

"When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire"

"I want to be as annoying as a vegetarian but still eat meat so I'm telling people I only eat chicken. I'm calling myself a ""poultrivore""."

"How do you confused people in the 90s? Tell them ""In 2016, we will be able to refer to someone as ""Sir and/or Ma'am"" And still be assuming someone's gender."""

"A doctor, a midget, a monk and an indian is at a bar when ... ... a blonde suddenly walks in. M. Night Shyamalan shouts ""Cut!"". The blonde fainted."

"How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier? The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!"

"What do you get if you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"I recently saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand. Must have been an insight joke..."

"Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds!"