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Joke of the Day
"I've never liked new years at time square They always drop the ball"
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"I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one."
"Bend over, little fairy... ...a wish is a wish."
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides. The librarian says, ""I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."""
"No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees."
"I went to Applebee's for dinner last night Our food was so good that I asked the waitress to bring out the chef, so they brought out the microwave."
"Too Soon? I heard the Black Friday deals were amazing."
"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"
"I'm just back from Conspiracy Theory Club. You won't believe the first rule."
"In Canada we don't have cars. we just float around on apology clouds and nobody ever gets sad or dies."