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Joke of the Day

"I've never liked new years at time square They always drop the ball"

"Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn't have to end at work."

"I was sold a calculator with the plus button missing. Something doesn't quite add up."

"Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!"

"Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin"

"If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas."

"Why did the train kill people? It had a loco-motive."

"Two thieves were caught with a load of stolen batteries and fireworks... ...one of them was charged, and the other was let off."

"What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing."

"After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey... ...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die."