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Joke of the Day
"A whale performs a La Roux cover...... ""Mmmmmmmmmm.......I'm goin' in for the krill"""
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"An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs."
"When one door closes... An incognito window opens."
"Two vampires walk into a bar One orders a glass of blood, the other orders a glass of plasma. The bartender replies, ""So one blood and a blood light."""
"The other day I wrote a post about muslims It blew up!"
"Why is Oedipus against profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth"
"What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? WA-TAAAAH!"
"A kid with A.D.D. walks in late for class... Look a squirrel!"
"if two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, one is carrying water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make? DOUCHE!!!!"
"Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my pen!s."