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Joke of the Day
"Girls are only after me for my money. That is why no girls are after me."
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"Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:""Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."" I replied:""Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"""
"Why did Hitler REALLY kill himself? He got his gas bill"
"I like my chicken how I like my babies Deep fried and delicious"
"If at first you don't succeed, then you will have alerted them to your presence. It is important that you at first succeed."
"A Mexican magician tells an audience he can disappear at the could of three. He counts ""One, two, *poof*"" He disappeared without a tres."
"*logs onto Facebook* *sees 347 ultrasound pictures* *logs off forever*"
"What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."
"Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!"
"*scrawls note on deserted isle* TRAPPED ON ISLAND! HELP ME! *sends off in bottle* *it returns, months later, with reply* NEW BOTTLE WHO DIS?"