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Joke of the Day

"Two vampires walk into a bar One orders a glass of blood, the other orders a glass of plasma. The bartender replies, ""So one blood and a blood light."""

"Why do Jew like to watch porn in reverse? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"Dbz joke Yamaha won"

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar"

"why did the cheese stick hate football? because he wasn't first string!"

"I like my women like I like my rice.... ....Hot, white, and lifeless."

"It's like my pet hippo doesn't even realise it's my pet. DOCTOR: Please be quiet while I stitch up your face."

"The South Carolina Church shooter didn't know if he could start a race war... ...but he decided to give it a shot."

"i just dropped my phone without the case on it and i can't tell what hit the ground faster my phone or my tears"

"Scientists discover that Viagra can also be used to grow new bone."