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Joke of the Day
"A kid with A.D.D. walks in late for class... Look a squirrel!"
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"The cable company is sending a guy out between 1:00 and 2017."
"Yo Mama is so fat she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)"
"A Boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother.... They couldn't settle on a name, Until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"
"Tell a sad story in 4 words Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan"
"A bag of flour is bragging to his friend about his new girlfriend ...His friend asks ""Does she have a sifter?"""
"Surprise your coworkers by hiding in the utility closet until you're dead."
"I like my rhinos like I like my eggs poached"
"[Minister]: Do you take this woman to be your lawful [Groom]: I'm just here for the open bar."
"The front desk lady at this remote motel is barely concealing her howling desire to graphically murder me. I'll be honest, it's refreshing."