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Joke of the Day
"What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? WA-TAAAAH!"
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"What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window? Ayyee essay, where are you going?"
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"I have HIV Hair is vanishing"
"I've always wanted to be in a circle jerk, but nobody else was interested... So I started cloning myself, and now I've come full circle!"
"Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers..."
"Q: What's red and really bad for your teeth? A: A brick."
"Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business."
"Who hasn't had Somalian food? Somalian children"
"Homeless girl I asked a pretty, young, Homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."