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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer? Because they were using a Berner Phone."

"Do you know how to make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it"

"I'm starting a magazine called ""Jugs"". It's mostly about pottery."

"What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad."

"People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check."

"Group Assignments Person: I have an Idea Me: So Did Hitler"

"I had a cocaine joke, but now I can't find it It makes me really mad because I had it all lined up"

"How do you troll an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches"

"what do you call a clean idiot? soap on a dope"