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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad."

"What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building? Ping Pong"

"Can you identify yourself Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"Where are chocolate coins made? At the Chocolate Mint."

"Did you hear about the guy who swam the English Channel with no arms or legs? They call him... *'clever dick!'*"

"[God making trees] God: ""They're alive but not. Every now & then they drop food."" Angel: ""I don't--"" God: ""Also they breathe the opposite."""

"What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"

"My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots."

"How many beer trucks can you ""accidentally"" run into before your insurance company becomes suspicious?"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Without some other guy's dick in em"