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Joke of the Day
"How do you troll an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from."
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"INSTRUCTIONS FOR FITTED SHEETS: 1) Know when to hold em. 2) Know when to fold em. 3) Know when to walk away. 4) Know when to run."
"yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings ""i got sunshine on a cloudy day""....."
"i'm not sure i cooked this chicken all the way through but you know i've had a good life"
"I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil.. The plot thickens..."
"A lot of things can be preserved in alcohol. My dignity is not one of them."
"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard."
"What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."
"My nickname is Snapchat.... My nickname is Snapchat because I only last 5 seconds and then disappear forever."
"My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new ""Divorce Barbie"" She comes with half of Ken's stuff."