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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches"
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"I wonder if Taylor Swift ever gets one of her songs stuck in her head and also wants to kill herself"
"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."
"My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making I suspect his whole story is fabricated."
"Lots of people cry while chopping onions. The trick is to not form an emotional attachment."
"America is in labor now Soon we will know if it's a boy or a girl."
"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fuck."
"Get your shit together,... or you will die, Aria."
"What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !"
"I learned to watch my back after seeing a dude kill his brother & then try to bang his girl. Life comes at you fast when your a kid Watching The Lion King"