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Joke of the Day

"Group Assignments Person: I have an Idea Me: So Did Hitler"

"If I had a dollar for every maths exam I failed I'd have about $6.50 right now"

"Questionably funny ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Police"" ""Police who?"" ""Police open the door"" Posted this in anti-jokes since it is not really funny, and was told to put it here."

"How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? Tell him he's a duck."

"My wife bought me Dunkin Donuts k-cups for my Keurig... Now, it's like I finally have an Indian in the Cupboard."

"What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York? The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign"

"2 introverts walk into a bar, one says to the other..."

"A missing Chinese pyromaniac has been located hiding out at a Roman Catholic monastery. He was found praying with friars."

"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his sister is dead."

"What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"