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"what do you call a clean idiot? soap on a dope"
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"""I don't think Gay Guys should be able to get abortions"" -Me when someone asks me a question that I don't know the answer to."
"I put the ""ate"" in chocolate."
"What's the most important part about a joke timing..."
"I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%."
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