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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a magazine called ""Jugs"". It's mostly about pottery."

"Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract? Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!"

"I like my women like I like my doctors Always asking me to take my clothes off whenever I see them."

"Nodoze - original Q: Why did the guy eat a bicycle with training wheels when he had to pull an allnighter? A: Because it was for tired."

"While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems"

"Men don't ignore us; they have selective hearing. Give them instructions for roasted turkey & they'll remember ""breast, thighs, moist & hot"""

"Ramen Noodles are like Masterbating When you finish, you feel guilt and regret."

"What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"