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Joke of the Day

"Bad puns are the best puns How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire? He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*."

"I'm watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit."

"I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected."

"We shouldn't be donating money to 'Doctors without Borders' We should donate borders instead"

"Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop? She was hit by a bus"

"A new rumor has surfaced that the next iPhone will feature an all-glass exterior. Because why should just the front be cracked?"

"How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just hire a mexican to do it."

"My wife said I'm just like Pluto I have a very cold heart"

"Two guys who vape walk into a bar I only know because they're naked on the bar blowing their vapes up each others' assholes right now."

"Growing up in a household dominated by females, you learn: 1. The importance of listening 2. 101 euphemisms for ""the monthly visitor"""