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Joke of the Day

"We shouldn't be donating money to 'Doctors without Borders' We should donate borders instead"

"Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention."

"How do clams communicate? A shell phone!"

"We don't need a Voting Rights Act. If we just give all the votes to rich people, then democracy will just trickle down to everyone else."

"When someone in their 20's talks about ""old people"" they're talking about us."

"Best Man speech joke help Hi Everyone, Mu buddy is getting married on Indepedence Day and need some help for a good joke for the speech. I am the best man."

"*Open up, police!!* ""NO YOU'RE GONNA YELL AT ME."""

"I like my coffee Like I like my women Strong and free!"

"Just farted loudly outside my office before checking to see if anyone was nearby. Nobody was. It's called the #edge, & I am #livin on it"

"excuse me, waitress? ""I'm not a waitress"" Oh, what are you then ""Well, I'm a..*turns to other burger king employee* what the hell are we?"""