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Joke of the Day

"How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just hire a mexican to do it."

"What did George Washington say to his men on March 3rd Tomorrow we march forth"

"How Many Hipsters Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb? A: You probably wouldn't know, it's some really obscure number..."

"I always give 100% Which is why I was sacked from being an exam marker."

"'Noah' plot hole: THE FOOD CHAIN."

"What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry, and soap"

"What do you get when you mix free running with golf? Parfour Sorry"

"""Ways you would tell your mother you secretly have the hots for her."" -Family Freud"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face."

"What is the similarity between a black man and a bike? They both only work with a chain on."