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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Dinosaur serial killer? A terror-Dactyl"

"How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb."

"I was just unfollowed by a guy with 10,349 tweets & 38 followers...I'm thinking that's the same guy at the park that talks to all the pigeons"

"I just bought a new weed whacker. It's cutting-hedge technology."

"When I wake up every morning, things always go well. I'm like the optimistic amputee who always starts his day off on the right foot."

"A prisoner was told how he'll be executed Needless to say, he was shocked."

"What is the difference between camping and being homeless? Marshmallows"

"Some guy scared me after class and I dropped all my notes He scared me sheet-less."

"What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment."

"BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!"