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Joke of the Day
"Some guy scared me after class and I dropped all my notes He scared me sheet-less."
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"My father always told me ""The way to a woman's heart is... ""...through her left breast."""
"BlackBerry's are great phones to have if you're time traveling to 2005 and don't want people to know you're from the future."
"What does an unborn child say... ...while its parents are having sex? ""Oh yes, daddy!"""
"2016: The year Brock Turner got sentenced to 3 months but America got 4 years."
"My girlfriend caught me masturbating to Michael Jackson. She asked what I was doing I told her to beat it."
"I texted my ex, I'm at a cemetery..... wish you were here."
"Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer? To make it Fall."
"""Find something you love to do and you'll never work another day in your life."" Because you'll be home masturbating all the damned time."
"HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the window and remark, ""Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."""