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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between camping and being homeless? Marshmallows"

"i showed an african kid ""the human centipede film"".... he wasn't hungry anymore"

"What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud? They were PRONOUNS dead"

"Why did Beethoven kill off his chickens? They kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""

"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Eggs can't cum."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"I had an imaginary girlfriend for a few years, but she ended up leaving me for my best friend. He had a bigger imagination than I did."

"My most pretentious joke. Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."

"I was cured of lycanthropy. Now I'm a were-wolf."