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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between camping and being homeless? Marshmallows"
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"My grandfather told me this one.. You need to try everything in life at least once except three things: incest, heroin and folk dance."
"What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? A: They're both trigger-happy."
"WAYS TO KILL 2 BIRDS W/ 1 STONE 1 Ricochet 2 Retrieve, rethrow 3 Line up birds precisely 4 Huge boulder 5 Use lovebirds, 2nd dies of grief"
"Slipped on black ice today, I thought it was regular ice at first, but when I stood up, my wallet was gone."
"This is the funniest joke you'll ever read, I promise! [removed]"
"Me: let's go this way. Shopping cart: no."
"What does a woman say after three consecutive orgasms? You mean you don't know?"
"[1st Day after wildebeests take over] I'm safe in my house [Day 7] Thought I heard clattering [Day 21] THEY CAN OPEN DOORS WITH THEIR HOOVES"
"What did the german child get for Christmas A mini bake oven"