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Joke of the Day
"A prisoner was told how he'll be executed Needless to say, he was shocked."
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"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One of them shucks between fits."
"What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? ""You going to eat that?"""
"Who was the blind horse jealous of? The seahorse."
"Two does walk out of a forest. One turns to the other and says... I'll never do that for two bucks again"
"Society's a wreck because Superman has nowhere to change."
"I'm heading to Greenwich later today. Wondering what I should do in the Mean Time."
"If it's true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"
"""I'm never drinking again."" -someone who will drink again"
"What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone"