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Joke of the Day
"What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over? Dough Nuts"
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"Him: why doesn't anyone want me? Me: I want you. Him: why doesn't anyone else want me?"
"What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers? Whedon?"
"My Porkinson's disease is acting up. I keep crashing my X-Wing."
"a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a genocide of seagulls, a holocaust of toucans"
"My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy."
"The big bang by Dina Mite"
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself."
"ME:[just inaugurated as president] Where's the nuke button ADVISOR: why ME:[crumpling photo of my 5th grade bully] I just wanna see it"
"Snoop Dogg repackaged himself as Snoop Lion, and then went on to become Snoop Carrot, The first rapper who is also a raw carrot"