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Joke of the Day

"My 10 y/o daughter made this joke up on the way to school... What do you get when you cross Hitler with a fish? A-dolphin!"

"What if... ...the U.S. government builds a wall to keep the Americans in?"

"Monster now makes an energy drink which is part tea and part lemonade. The name of the drink is ""Rehab"", which begs the question... Is there something Arnold Palmer isn't telling us?"

"Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words."

"Blind dates are the best They don't even see me coming"

"Paul Walker was in Eight Below... ...and now, he's six below."

"[last supper] ""Wine!"" exclaims Jesus touching everyone's water glasses. ""Wine, wine, wine [arrives at Judas] Mountain Dew lol."""

"Your loud tweeting woke me up. Someone must have typed in all caps."

"Why the java programmer wear glasses? He couldn't C#"

"Star Wars Rogue One - Crap Joke Casian - 'Jyn, we need to refuel our ship!' Jyn - 'K, to Esso!'"