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Joke of the Day
"A cave man walks into a bar... ""Hey, Joe, has any one invented booze yet?"""
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"SISS-BOOM-BAA The sound of a sheep exploding"
"What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant? A Shish-ke-Robert"
"You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking."
"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? A brunch."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese."
"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over."
"I like my woman like I like my font Bold, black, and size 14."
"Finding Nemo (2003) A father is criticized for being overprotective after his wife & kids are murdered & his only surviving son is kidnapped"
"I think I know why the black iPhone is completely faster than my white one. I am also very racist."