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Joke of the Day

"My father told me a joke. How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb? He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you."

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"The waiter came up to our table. He said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""
"Take your girl camping and your relationship will become more in tents. Not Sorry."
"What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl? Gives the X Box back to grandkids"
"My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette He only lost once."
"A sandwich walks into a bar The barman says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"My family is getting worried about my consumption of deli meats, and I'm not sure what to do... They're trying to pressure me into quitting cold turkey!"
"What do you call a chat site for terrorists? Allahu Chatbar."
"My coworkers and I do this fun thing where they say 'It's so cold out!' and I say 'It's winter' and then we silently hate each other."
"what do you get when you cross copper and zinc? brass."
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