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Joke of the Day

"What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? # # # # # In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!"

"What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology."

"How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark."

"Make the little things count... Teach midgets math."

"Girls call me the Burgermeister Meisterburger... After they get with me, they throw away all their toys."

"Last night I masturbated over my ex-girlfriend. I know it's not right, but she's a heavy sleeper and I still have a key."

"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Kwanzaa. I don't think anyone has a clue what that holiday is."

"The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but just me getting a pat down from airport security."

"I just thought of a really funny joke... but I forgot it."

"I weighed myself today, then I ate the scale."